justintaco:

This is what women really want

capt-fes:

starvationxa:

2019 is the year i get my shit together or i finally kill myself so stay tuned

pukicho:

aphuckingbeesechurger:

pukicho:

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass

graynard:

*unzips my pants to reveal a small rotisserie chicken*

jamaicanamazon:

mehreenqudosi:

classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up

Ayyyyyyyeeee

teenagerposts:

We don’t deserve dogs (Source)

homofied:

reducedlunch:

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

#2

nikoni: